COWBOY ALIEN TEE
Earth shirt is soft. 100% organic cotton. Certified by your GOTS and OCS overlords. Strong collar. Strong hem. Strong message.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is swhy it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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James W.
Didn’t expect a hoodie to start conversations, but here we are. I’ve had three strangers ask what Hello Human means, and every time I tell them, “It means we forgot how to treat each other.” Super soft, great fit, and somehow makes me feel like a walking olive branch.
Malik R.
Warm, comfy, and slightly mysterious. I wear this beanie while people-watching and contemplating my role in bridging interplanetary empathy. 10/10 for subtle alien energy.
Renée M.
This shirt says what I wish more people would just get. Simple design, perfect cut, and the print holds up in the wash. Feels like wearing a mission statement… without sounding preachy.
