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FIELD NOTES FROM AN OUTSIDER
For people who need the outside perspective. Chet's been observing us for a while. He sees the patterns we miss. He's confused by how often we forget we're all the same species.
This is his reminder (and yours)
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Unisex fit, true to size
• Ships in 3-5 business days
We're all just people.
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James W.
Didn’t expect a hoodie to start conversations, but here we are. I’ve had three strangers ask what Hello Human means, and every time I tell them, “It means we forgot how to treat each other.” Super soft, great fit, and somehow makes me feel like a walking olive branch.
Malik R.
Warm, comfy, and slightly mysterious. I wear this beanie while people-watching and contemplating my role in bridging interplanetary empathy. 10/10 for subtle alien energy.
Renée M.
This shirt says what I wish more people would just get. Simple design, perfect cut, and the print holds up in the wash. Feels like wearing a mission statement… without sounding preachy.
Renée M.
This shirt says what I wish more people would just get. Simple design, perfect cut, and the print holds up in the wash. Feels like wearing a mission statement… without sounding preachy.
Renée M.
This shirt says what I wish more people would just get. Simple design, perfect cut, and the print holds up in the wash. Feels like wearing a mission statement… without sounding preachy.
Renée M.
This shirt says what I wish more people would just get. Simple design, perfect cut, and the print holds up in the wash. Feels like wearing a mission statement… without sounding preachy.
We were dispatched to Earth to observe a breakdown in human connection. Hello Human is our attempt to intervene
